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I bet I can let my mom give me a bath!

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GingerNinja Last edited 10 Jun, 18:15

During the course of a recent conversation between, myself, my mother and an attractive young lady, (who I may or may not be making romantic advances towards). For reasons unbeknownst to me she felt occasion to mention to my potential future baby mother not only my near superhuman ability to fill a diaper as an infant but also an embarrassing piece of medical history involving my colon.After hearing her speak these words and observing that my new lady friend was howling with laughter, I could feel the knife of pure embarrassment sink itself deep into my soul. Realising that I would probably soon die of shame I collected my remaining energy and used it to give my mother an evil glare, the most evil glare I have ever given anyone in my life. She of course noticed this, and declared that ever since I moved down south I had lost my ability to absorb humiliation like I used to be able to and that I no longer...

After hearing her speak these words and observing that my new lady friend was howling with laughter, I could feel the knife of pure embarrassment sink itself deep into my soul. Realising that I would probably soon die of shame I collected my remaining energy and used it to give my mother an evil glare, the most evil glare I have ever given anyone in my life. She of course noticed this, and declared that ever since I moved down south I had lost my ability to absorb humiliation like I used to be able to and that I no longer had a sense of humour.

This of course started an argument, which went on, with brutal efficiency, for all of 30 seconds. It went as follows:

Me: “What utter bollocks!!!”

Mam: “Don’t talk to your mother like that, besides its true”

Me: “Yeah, Elephant knackers! I can take humiliation with humour”

Mam: “Fine prove it.”

Me: “OK fine. Name you game”

Mam: “Ok… Let me give you a bath.”

Me: “What!?”

Mam: “Yep you have to let me give you a bath like I did when you were a baby”

Me: “But, I used to get bathed in the kitchen sink”

Mam: “I know you were so small then”

Me: “Yes mam that was then, twenty tears later I’m 6ft tall and weigh 16stone, there is no way I will ever fit in that sink again.

Mam: “That’s OK we can use the ‘grown ups bath’ *giggle*.”

Me: “Now your just taking the P*ss”

Mam: “I know, I’m evil aren’t I?”

Me: “YES!!!”

Mam: “I know what I can do to be more evil! You have to record it and put it on that silly website… giveabet … or whatever its called”

Me: “… [short pause for considered thought] … OK! Your on!

Mam: “Hahaha, your going to regret this you know”

Me “I know, but remember this … When you’re old I get to choose which old folks home I put you in!

At that point realising there was no way to top that last statement, I exited the room before she could get the last word in. However my sense of victory soon faded when I realised what I had just committed myself to.

The Good news is that all you guys get to laugh uncontrollably as you witness live through what will no doubt turn out to be the most embarrassing moment of my life thus far. So in order that you guys can be entertained by my humiliation I have devised this bet, in which you get to bet on how much public humiliation I can take and whether or not I can take it with humour.

A Few Rules:

1) The whole bathing humiliation process must last at least 10 minutes
2) My whole crotch and bum area are off limits, ther is good humour but then there are things that are just wrong.

Stake is 50 nuts, my mam will be acting as ref (I set her up an account you can see her here http://www.gottabet.com/got... )

Hope you guys enjoy, I know I won’t.

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